DavePak

Not only is he a Motley Player, but he is also the character director of Scarborough Faire Academy of Performing Arts.

Dave has worked with various performance groups in San Antonio, and was also a member of Viva La-Vulva, the Oxymorons, and has performed with ComedySportzDFW. His other endeavors include occasionally torturing unsuspecting people with his fledgling stand up comedy, and feeble attempts to pick up hot, nerdy chicks by giving talks about Dinosaurs and working on fossils at local museums.

For the 2008 season, Dave will be also wandering the lanes of Scarborough Faire as a Bard getting paid to insult some people, flirt with others, and tell everyone else grossly exaggerated lies about what he does during the rest of the week.

Speaking of macho barbarians, in a futile attempt to be manly and relate better to his drunken ancestors, Dave occasionally competes in Scottish Highland Games. When not idly wasting time with his nerdy hobbies, Dave travels the US and Canada berating airports on their lack of free wi-fi. "If Whataburger can have free wi-fi, then pretentious, multi-million airports (like the one in Toronto, Canada) can darn well have free wi-fi."

RobGonzo

This is the Bio page for Rob, otherwise known as Jack on stage. (Or RobGonzo in certain chatrooms.) Rob's a cool guy who never kisses Beavis unless he's in a scene with him.

Rob is an anomaly in the group; he can actually act! While this has no real bearing on the shows MPIII performs, it helps Rob get chicks all the time. Seriously.

If you think this is a lame Bio, then you are right. Dave had to write this for Rob because Rob couldn't be bothered.

Beavis

There are people who have known Brian for years and still don't know that his real name isn't Beavis. For some reason, his genes are capable of producing incredibly gorgeous daughters - one of whom comes out to help with the show, sometimes.
Beavis loves husky, persistent, somewhat wall-eyed blondes with lots of free time to talk to him between shows. He likes it when they wait after a show because he has to come out from backstage sometime. Groups welcome.